Chuckling Comics: What's going on?

A little Housekeeping...

2009-07-23T10:56:00.000-07:00

As your master...er....site owner, whatever; I have taken it upon myself (since no one else will) to update the site and keep it nice and tidy. You might ask, why would I do that if no one is coming to the site? Good question....damn good question. One which I don't have an answer to.

That is why I need you, the lucky reader to help me get some more people here. HELP ME!!!! So I can help you (yes I bribe). Your site needs you; I need you. To celebrate this need fest, I made this:

Ahhh, the patriotism.

Corrupted Core!

2009-06-23T22:53:00.001-07:00

Really quick update, we have a new comic completely finished! Its Corrupted Core by Shihochan from DeviantArt! Enjoy!

WOE IS CHUX!!

2009-06-03T08:56:00.000-07:00

Well I've been having a couple of days where life decides to nail me in the nuts and spit on my face. Sure, I'll get over it; I'll endure (which is my word) but sometimes life just throws fastballs....and those fastballs really make you have a shitty day. So I'd like to inform you on what exactly I am speaking of. Your welcome.

Shitty Day pt 1
Well this days starts off as good as any other, I has meh food and I has meh Xbox 360. Life is good. Then one day, I decide, "Its GAME TIME, locusts. Be ready for my chainsaw up your ass!" (in case you are wondering...I am speaking on Gears of War.). Then, it happens. I look at my console as I press the central button of gaming win and instead of seeing those welcoming green lights of life; I see three demonic rings from hell. That's right the Red Ring of Death.

Me: The hell?
360: Hahaha!! All your console is belong to us!
Me: NOOOOOOOOO, YOUR GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE
360: Well too bad bitch. There ain't gonna be any Gears of War fun here!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

That's when the real beast emerges......Customer support!!! I call them hoping to know that I can have a fast and easy fix and start playing again. Well, no that isn't exactly what I got.

Tech guy: Thank you for calling Microsoft customer support, how can we help you today?
Me: Uhhhh yeah. I have the Red Ring of Death, my Xbox don't work, and it's screaming bad things about my mother.
Tech guy: Ohh so you have a problem with your Xbox. What seems to be your problem?
Me: . . . Red Ring of Death, like I just said.
Tech guy: So there are Red Rings on your Console. Does your Console seem to work?
Me: No, no it doesn't. If it did, I doubt I'd be calling.
Tech guy: Is the power cord plugged in when you turn the console on.
Me: >_> Duh.
Tech guy: Ok sir, I am just trying to figure out your problem.
Me: I already told you the problem. NO WORKY DA XBOX.
Tech guy: Ok sir, you send it in and we will fix it for free.
Me: Damn right you will.
Tech: However, if the problem is not three red rings; you will have to pay.
Me: Then it's safe to say I'm fine then cuz I am staring at three red lights.

Then a week later...

Me: YES! XBOX TIME!!!!
Letter /w/ Xbox: Your console has been shipped back to you UNREPAIRED
360: Guess who bitch?
Me: Oh Goddammit.

So I call once again...

Tech guy: Thank you for calling Microsoft Customer Support, how may I help you?
Me: Why was my xbox unrepaired??
Tech guy: Was there a problem with your xbox?
Me: Gee, no there wasn't. I decided to ship my xbox in for repairs just for the fun of it.
Tech guy: Ok sir, please keep the anger level down. I'll check the records.

After ten minutes of corny music because I'm on hold...

Tech guy: Your console was unrepaired.
Me: Yeah, no shit.
Tech guy: It was unrepaired because it was tampered with.
Me: TAMPERED!? THE ONLY THING THAT'S GOING TO BE TAMPERED IS YOUR ASS WITH MY FOOT!!!!
Tech guy: Sir, yelling will not give you your xbox experience.
Me: The hell it won't! I've been wanting to play Gears of War for awhile now and a live reenactment would be the only real fun I'll have in a while.
Tech guy: Maybe you can buy a newer 360?
Me: >_> So that's what it is. This is a ploy to get more money. You Son of a Bitch.
Tech guy: Hehehe....uhhhh have a nice day.

This sucks and on top of that, due to rage; I stubbed my toe and fucked up my computer mouse. So that was Pt 1 of my shitty day. Hope you enjoyed it....God knows I didn't.

Comic Updates!!!

2009-06-01T16:45:00.000-07:00

I am proud to announce the brand new comics and affiliates. You're gonna love this!

Steel Rising- This comic combines the classic fantasy with the modern real world. Created by Brad Thingvold and his team. You can view the Comic here or their affiliated sites here

Subhuman- Subhuman is about a sludgy sewer monster taking on a suburban slob during a dispute over some nasty garbage the said slob left on the curb which leaked into the sewer. Created by The Gravekeeper, you can view Subhuman here.

Guns n Serpens- Guns n Serpens is about an undead monster hunter and her ex-Grim Reaper partner hunting down a werewolf that's suspected of killing residents of a rural community. Guns n Serpens can be found here. Created by The Gravekeeper. His affiliated sites can be found here

(See Comics and Affiliates for more)

Joker216 Meets DragonForce

2009-06-01T15:01:00.000-07:00

The new DeviantART comic developed by my very good friend, Joker216 will be coming soon.

Wanna know happens when a wild fan and his friends meet the epic band of Dragon Force? See the comic here! Or...see Joker's DA here!

Welcome!!

2009-06-01T15:00:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Chuckling Comics Blog!!

Here you can find all the heart-pounding, head-throbbing......ok wow, I just made it sound painful!! This blog as all about the updates and fun you'll find on Chuckling Comics, which I'm sure you're wondering what the hell is that?

Chuckling Comics is about bringing you raw, brain-rotting entertainment in the form of comics, to combat that sickening feeling of boredom. If that wasn't enough, we sponsor YOUR comics and will get you noticed! That's enough pure fun to blow your damn head off! So get up, give boredom a slap to the face, and join the mayhem!

Without further ado, here is your passport to the good stuff: Click Here for Chuckling Comics